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OMG [26 Nov 2007|12:57pm]
Well I tend to think I have a strong stomach. At GNC there are several things that I have taken without any problems that get returned because they are too strong for people to take. I have held the hair of puking girls and patted the back of guys ralphing their guts up. I have seen, in person, dead bodies bloodied and mangled and never once lost my lunch to it. However I puked today. I put this to you as a warning. There are things out there you don't want to see. I know some of you can't resist. I know someone out there is going to go to the site I mention. All I have to say to that person is get your reaction on film. This was too much for me.


I gave you the link. DON'T GO THERE. It is the worst thing I have ever seen.
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Watch you car get destroyed [11 Jun 2007|11:28am]

I am scared to drive anything now.
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Is this not the creapiest video you have ever seen [06 Jun 2007|02:55pm]
Oh yes this made me laugh.

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This can't be true [10 Mar 2007|12:22pm]
Anyone have a PS3? There is a game I want to play. LittleBigPlanet looks really really cool, and I hate to admit it.
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Who remembers this game? [03 Mar 2007|01:25pm]
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This shit is crazy!! [27 Feb 2007|12:00am]
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for fun [21 Feb 2007|10:12pm]
The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLDm)

Kind, yearning, playful, you are The Boy Next Door. You're looking for real Love, a lot like girls do. It might not be manly, but it's sweet.

We think the next three years will be very exciting and fruitful ones for you. Your spontaneous, creative side makes you a charming date, and we think you have a horny side just waiting to shine. Or glisten, rather. You enter new relationships unusually hopeful, and the first moments are especially glorious. If you've had some things not work out before, so what.

Your exact opposite:
The 5-Night Stand

Deliberate Brutal Sex Master
On paper, most girls would name the Boy Next Door as their ideal mate. In the real world, however, you're often passed over for more dangerous or masculine men. You're the typical "nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a penis to hold.

More than any other type, Boys Next Door evolve as they get older. As we said, many find true love, but some fail miserably in the search. These tarnished few grow up to be The Men Next Door, who are creepy as hell, offering backrubs to kids and what not.


CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor, The Peach

Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating.
My profile name: Bullpup83
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I will spare you [06 Feb 2007|09:25am]
My dream last night was too random to write out. It would make no sence. There was sex, violence, and that running where your legs don't want to work. All involving people I have seen recently and places I have visited recently. I think I need a moment...
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Don't ask. But this is what I had going on while I slept. [05 Feb 2007|10:35am]
I had killed my mother and a baby and hid them in a house. It was not my actual house but I it was where I was living in the dream. There was a step-brother who I could tell knew I did it and I spent the entire dream trying to convince him that I was didn't. As I relised that I could just kill him too I woke up.
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Dream 2 [06 Jan 2007|10:16am]
This dream starts off with me on a bus driving through mountains. The people I am with (no one I can point our or remember) are putting on a movie to watch. They decided on some Disney crap about a tom-boy skater/bmx girl. As soon as the movie starts to play I am teleported inside and become the tom-boy. I am the new girl in school and no one knows me so I need to meet some new people. The movie starts just when school lets out and all the guys are riding away. I start to follow them on my bike only as soon as we get to the edge of school there are cops everywhere. They are chasing everyone who does not use a crosswalk to cross the street. (IRL: Last night we got hassled by the cops so this is most likely why this popped up)

I am now back on the bus. There are a bunch of tolls we pass through and I eventually get off. Dustin is with me now and we proceed to a massive farm house with an even bigger barn with other buildings creating a court yard. Inside we find our grandma, only she is not our grandma IRL. She happens to be the grandma from the Beverly Hill Billies. She is working on some kind of super weed and Dustin and I partake. We then head to the barn.

The barn has normal walls like a house and large ropes lying around. Dustin grabs one that is dangling from the ceiling and then another. He hooks them to himself and uses them as bungee cords that he can jump up to the top of this 50 foot ceiling. I do the same and have a blast. Think Thunderdome with only without the fighting and much much higher jumps. It was a lot of fun to be high and flying through the air.

Now I am in the hospital. I have something on my arm that they are working with and then three other doctors come up and hold me down in the bed. I can feel them swab all across my chest and tell them to stop. They will not let me look up at what they are doing and I start to feel pressure. I want to say they were putting a huge needle in my heart but I can’t be sure. I wake up to watching on TV the same doctor who looks like could be Favio, crawling over a naked woman. She is blonde and beyond super model hot with a giant rack and happens to be naked. She is not all with it and is lying on the same bad as I was only now there is a naked brunet next to her only slightly less hot but still a 10. The burnet is asleep while the blonde starts to push the doctor off as best she can with her legs.

I wake up one bed over from the brunet, still sleeping. I am the uber hot woman. I awake to find what looks like I had been painting my nails hot pink and fallen asleep. I touch my lips and they have lipstick, only I don’t remember ever putting it on. I look in-between my legs to find I am soaked, I touch then smell it and am relived to find it is piss. I wake up.
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LJ is now DJ [05 Jan 2007|10:34am]
I never really use my LJ for anything any more. I look to see what my friends have posted but I don't really post myself. I have wanted to start recording my dreams and I figure I could share them with anyone who wants to read them. So my Live Journal will now become my Dream Journal. Enjoy this trip into my subconscious.

Shannon Tucker, My grandmother (memaw), and a host of other people who I know in the dream but not in real life, as well as myself enter a boat. This is not a typical boat. Imagine a large floating platform with several levels that grow smaller as they rise, with about 6-7 levels total. Almost like a floating pyramid but totally modern, made of wood and steal and not rock. It is a very nice boat and we go down a huge river. Meanwhile there is lots going on while we sail. People are playing games like volleyball, dancing, and just having a great time. After a while it is night and most people are going inside. The women on this dream cruise are amazingly beautiful, noticeably so. I have a conversation with the owner of the boat. He is some big Gov. guy, very tall and heavy set with a decent gut but mostly just big, not the type of man who you would want to mess with mainly because he commands respect with the way he carries himself. He mostly talks about TV and how there are many top secret channels that are interesting to watch but most people can't get them. He brags that he does get them. I wander for some time and end up cleaning up Pippen's (Shannon's dog) shit. He didn't make much of a mess but the people who tried to clean it before me did. The sink they tried to get rid of it in was a mess. We (Shannon and I as well as some random guy I didn't know) clean it after a while of searching for cleaning supplies. Shannon mentions something about my grandmother giving her a gift of some kind.

Enter the big Gov. guy's house (not the house boat). Jeremy Bowditch leads, as we are in some mild form of combat. The house is huge. I seem to have all the powers my warlock has in wow, only I am myself. There are a bunch of South American Rebels running around with AK-47s yet no one seems to be shooting. I resist the urge to kill them and continue on. We (Jeremy still leading, me second, and a host of others are behind us) come a cross a huge guy just sitting in our path. He leans back in his chair with a smug grin. Jeremy tells me to "Destroy this Motha Fucka!" to which I do with damage over time spells. I watch as he starts to slouch and then his flesh starts to melt and decay. We go past him up some stairs and enter the first room in the hallway. As Jeremy bursts through the door we find a very short man in a bathrobe watching TV. There is an ironing board on the right a small bed strait in front of us, an the TV to the right. Jeremy knows this guy and the feeling of combat is over.

My omniscient knowledge of the situation tells me that this is a good friend of the Gov. guy, and that this short guy (about 2-3 feet) with the orange hair and beard who looks like he is in his 40's is a bad ass. The type of guy who you never want to cross, and can have any woman he wants despite his height. It felt like meeting a short version of Mel Gibson in Payback and Bruce Willis from Die Hard all at once. He walks towards us and I say, "Greetings young master dwarf." in a mocking tone. I instantly feel like an ass for doing so. Jeremy proceeds to talk to him about the TV and the top secret channels. I notice that one of the young (Probably about 20 or so) amazingly beautiful women sits up from the floor on the other side of the bed where we couldn't see. She is naked except for she is covered in yellow paint, stripes on her back like a tiger, and has a tail as well as some fake ears. For some reason this made her x10 more attractive. She says something we gracefully exit the room and proceeded down the hall. I pass a bed with a woman sitting in it. As I pass she says something to me and I turn to notice that she is totally naked. I try my best to ignore this fact as she is treating it totally causal but my eyes wander. I start to talk and then I wake up.
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[06 Nov 2006|12:17am]
I can take pain. I have broken bones, I have cut deep, I have twisted joints, and I have worn the flesh from my body down to the bone. Yet the emotional pain of a broken heart is something I can hardly stand. Bring on the pain, just leave my heart alone. Leave my soul to heal.
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Incase you missed it [11 Sep 2006|06:40pm]
As it would happen I am single. Feel free to ask away.
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Greatest Chops EVER!!! [13 Jul 2006|10:51am]
Check out the chops on Mungo Jerry here. Oh yeah and the song is amazing as well.
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Notice anything strange? [28 Jun 2006|01:12pm]
A friend of mine who some of you know, and some of you know well has noticed how similar her taste in men is. I was viewing two such men and noticed that this was very true. You judge...


and Past

and last but not least the side by side.

Do these two boyfriends look alike?
And here is the culprit for your viewing pleasure
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Long over due [04 May 2006|08:42pm]
I don't update this very often any more. With Myspace/Facebook it is just easier to do things that way. I would fill you all in on the amazing adventures I have had since I last posted but that would be far too much to type. I will tell you that I have been seeing someone recently. She is fantastic. Little more should be said in such a public forum, but she really makes me happy.

I am sure I have not told my LJ fans of my plans to become a fire fighter, a paid fire fighter that is. I am applying to local counties for a position. I can't wait to start and I hope I get my first choice. All in all, Life is GOOD!
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[24 Feb 2006|07:57pm]
I found a picture of my brother before he grew his hair out. For all of you who know him well it is a look into his past.

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I am a copy cat [16 Feb 2006|11:58pm]
My bro did this, now I shall as well. It only takes like 30 sec so don't be scared of it. It is ok, you can touch it; http://kevan.org/johari?name=Huntor
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What dreams may come... [14 Feb 2006|11:10am]
I recently made a bet that I would be able to NOT drink. I do find it strange that the first night I go to sleep with the new bet I dream I was drinking a 40. I have been dreaming a lot recently. I should get some one to interpert my dreams. Like a dream about mermaids... what does that mean?
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Hehe I told them to kiss [09 Feb 2006|10:46am]
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